there are quite a few things that i could answer this question with. let's begin shall we?

1) the "my sister dances on square poles" conversation. because it proves that if i have had enough water to drink, and am hanging out with sammy jo, it doesn't matter that i'm 16. i still just might pee my pants.

2) i'm pretty clumsy, and my friend eric always made fun of it. then we were walking up to the fourth floor for music classes my junior year, and he tripped up the stairs and slid down a few. instead of saying he tripped, he claimed to have been trying to avoid a packet of jelly that was sitting on the stairs. on the opposite side. newsflash: just a few days later, my bookbag broke as we were walking out of algebra toward the cafeteria. proving that when combined, we are clumsier than life itself. the contents of my life was sprawled across the hallway in front of the auditorium.

3) REPAIRMAN! that's all that needs to be said on that subject.

4) a funny and proud moment wrapped into one. finally beating Elio at the question game during improv my senior year. proud, because he was impossible to be. funny because i did it by asking a question about my boobs, and he was so flustered that he couldn't say anything. Ms. Walsh almost died laughing, and I think Elio and I laughed for about an hour afterwards.

And finally

5) I drew you a picture... it's called. 'Restless Alex'

HAHAHA

and i'm out!